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  • Jan. 30th, 2008 at 3:30 PM
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If you've never heard about the sentence I used as a title, I'd advise the following website.

(Note : I've bought myself a T-shirt and a mousepad. They're awesome XD)

A befitting title for a post where I just want to share some quotes I stumbled upon a few seconds ago.

My favorites being :
  • "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
  • FORTRAN is not a language. It's a way of turning a multi-million dollar mainframe into a $50 programmable scientific calculator.
  • Computer interfaces and user interfaces are as different as night and 1.
  • Programming is an art form that fights back.
  • There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
  • You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
  • Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

And the best of all (it goes without saying that it's my very own personal appreciation XD) :
"It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?"

Makes me happy stack pointers are so unlikely to commit crimes... XD

Time to stop fooling around online and go back to work (kanji exams tomorrow, sic) so see ya guys :D

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(Anonymous) wrote:
Jan. 30th, 2008 05:44 pm (UTC)
funny quotes :)

Chris
[info]mederel wrote:
Jan. 31st, 2008 02:16 pm (UTC)
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

This is undeniably true. Every one that once programmed something, knows that. A really nice and laughful formulation.
Good Luck with your exams ! or may I say : Merde !
[info]lunereth wrote:
Feb. 5th, 2008 07:47 am (UTC)
Really funny !
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